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I’ve just got hold of the new HTC Tattoo smart phone as a free upgrade for the wife and was merrily boasting how I would “show her just how easy it is to use”.  

That was before I switched it on!  After years of using Nokias before buying my iPhone, the interface is totally alien (Android nicely sums it up!) and even things like text messages are proving embarrassingly difficult.